Twisted Fantasy

There I was lost..from school to home, once again. I didn't know where I was so I stopped and asked for directions. I noticed that a car was following me so I started to run but then the driver pulled up next to me. And asked me if I wanted a ride I nodded and got in. She seemed like a nice woman but who knows about ladies sometimes they can become scary. As she started to drive I looked out the window and notice a giant elephant trampling toward us. I looked at the lady and screamed "There's an Elephant!! go faster!!" The woman jammed her foot into the gas petal and we went faster and faster. She screamed then I screamed and somehow...appeared ice cream. It just blinked into our hands. She got us off the road and into her house, we waited there to calm down. We went in and sat down and she gave me some dinner since I was starving. Me and her family sat at the table and ate dinner. Her husband got all upset since he didn't know who I was so he threw fries at me. Out of nowhere she grabs a chainsaw and threatens him..I sit there not knowing what to do. She revs the chainsaw more and I run out the door with my backpack. When I get outside I see the elephant heading toward me. I jump on a random bike and start speeding down the road the elephant right on my heels. I didn't see the hole in the street and suddenly I fall in and fell unconscious. When I woke up I see glowing mushrooms everywhere. They were giant bigger then the elephant and I run down the road because somehow the elephant got through as well. I run around trying to hide but the elephant was charging for ME. I stand there tired of running waiting for it to end me putting the cliche blind fold on and a lollipop instead of a cig. The elephant didn't hit me, It ran right through me. I groan and see the elephant running through the wall and it starts charging back at me obviously not done. I run around and climb a mushroom, the elephant tries to get me by climbing up it as well. But I throw an apple that was conveniently hanging there and it runs away. I think that i'm safe when a monkey comes by and kicks me out of the mushroom forest and I fall through my roof. I smile and grow teeth and black eyes and I look at you.. "hello reader..do you like my stories?...hope your getting a good laugh... because your next" I chuckle and skip away...